Posted by: Richard Marshall | September 23, 2009

Farmville and Fishy Confectionery

I’m sitting at work feeling that I can’t really leave. It’s not that I have to teach – I don’t – but if I don’t harvest my strawberries on farmville they’ll wither before I can get to a computer again. So I thought I’d write a post about my first weeks teaching at ila. It’s actually quite an appropriate moment, because I had my first observation feedback today which kind of ends the first phase of my teaching career – that of total inexperience and near panic. In fact, my first observation was largely positive – I was told I “looked the part” – so I’m feeling happier about my career choice, if choice is quite the right word. In fact, when I’m actually teaching I increasingly find myself getting into the swing of things – it’s the days when I’m sitting in my hotel room doing nothing that doubts assail me and all that …

On thing teaching in this place seems to do to people is get them addicted to various fatuous computer games. Especially over the weekend, we have shatteringly long days interspersed with fifteen minute breaks during which nothing productive can be done – it’s too uncomfortable in the “teacher’s support centre” i.e staffroom even to bring a book to read. (They love that kind of jargon here – the library is called the “independent learning centre”). Tetrus is very popular, but I have succumbed to farmville, a facebook based farming game. Although it does occur to me that every piece of virtual earth I cultivate and enrich represents a piece of my mind and soul impoverished, it nevertheless is pretty compelling – the sight of one’s crops growing fills one with a wierd satisfaction, while fruits and veges withered on the vine are deeply distressing.

Mostly I have taught over the weekends, since that is when most of our classes are. The first class is at 7:45, so we have to get up pretty early. The school provides pastries for breakfast, but these are bought by the Vietnamese staff and tend to be a bit odd. They are either cloyingly sweet with great gobs of cheap jam gumming them together, or contain meat, fish or seafood. The western staff tend to avoid these, and often are about to take a bite out a bun when they see a prawn tail sticking out of it! We then have to go off to face the kids. I have two  juniors classes (5 – 11 years old) and, as of this weekend, two seniors classes (11 – 15). By and large I get on much better with the older students – they’re hellish noisy but at least can do slightly more complicated tasks. The kids are quite sweet, but I like one class much better than the other, which is full of little monsters. They really like games, so I’m gradually building up a repertoire of activities to get kids occupied and, if they must howl, at least howl in English…Bizarrely, Sunday evening is everyone’s favourite moment of the week – the feeling of elation after the completion of two days of teaching is wonderful.

Since my sleep is disturbed by worries of how to keep five-year-olds entertained (though that’s already wearing off),  I decided I needed make sure I got back to pursuing activities that were actually rewarding to me. I joined a gym and have gone a few times to see how hot I can get before I actually pass out – I haven’t quite reached that point but it’s touch and go sometimes. I also found a good bookshop that sells books in English at very reasonable prices. I still haven’t found a place to stay, but have reconciled myself to the idea of hanging on until the right place comes up. Otherwise, I’m just getting used to living in Vietnam…

I’m going to take some pictures of the school this weekend and post them so watch this space…

Posted by: Richard Marshall | September 15, 2009

The Mekong Delta

Life among the fish farms

So far I’m only teaching at the weekends so I decided last week to head off to the Mekong delta for a few days. I didn’t feel like making too many arrangements myself, so I went on a bus with one of the many tour companies which operate in the backpacker district. It was nice not having to worry about transport and accommodation and it was really cheap too. I have to say I mostly wasn’t hugely impressed with the delta. An incredible twenty million people live there, so absolutely every road and every river is lined with mostly rather horrible buildings. I did see some paddy fields, though these were mostly back from the road. There was also the odd water-buffalo hanging about – I don’t think they really use them any more. I took binoculars in the hope of doing a bit of bird-watching, and though I saw the odd interesting thing I was basically astonished by how few birds there were – none of the egrets, cormorants, kingfishers etc which in my experience are so common on African rivers, even the densely populated Nile. I’m convinced they either use some kind of savagely poisonous pesticides or simply eat them all. I was also a bit sick and rather tired, and for the first time since I got here felt simply fatigued by all the chaos and dirt and noise in this country. I realised how lucky I am to be in Saigon, since all the drab pronvincial towns we passed through seemed singularly lacking in character. Nevertheless, I’m glad I went. We were taken to floating markets, which is how they describe a few dozen boats moored together where odd foodstuffs are for sale; saw various “traditional” handicrafts kept just above extinction by the occasion sale of souvenirs to tourists; visited a soggy orchard where I got to try jack-fruit (it’s disgusting) and a sort of banana alcohol which tasted pretty much like every other cheap, strong liquor I’ve ever drunk; also visited a fish farm where they live in a floating house above the pens and throw food into holes in the floor (having seen what goes into the rivers here I’m becoming a bit reluctant to eat fish or seafood except in reasonably upmarket establishments!; went to a croc farm and ate a few grey, rubbery bits of crocodile meat in stew. We were taken to a huge pagoda in some or other town whose name don’t recall, but like all the pagodas I’ve seen here it was a bit disappointing. Sure, it was full of incense, great garish buddhas bedecked with Christmas lights and flowers, apoplectic looking dragons and dogs and tigers, huge, foul-smelling roasted pigs from which one can carve off a sliver for supplication to the gods. But the romantic idea I had of moss-covered stone and terracotta in misty mountains doesn’t seem to exist around here – all the pagodas I’ve seen in this country are practically brand new. Indeed, there’s hardly a building in the delta which seems more than twenty years old, let alone centuries – a lot like Uganda in that respect.

I was pretty glad to get back to HCMC, where I’m gradaully settling down, but more on that next time (it has been observed that this blog is a bit lacking on personal information, so I’ll try to rectify that…:))

Houses

Houses

More houses

More houses

Pagoda

Pagoda

New Bridge, Old Ferry

New Bridge, Old Ferry

Posted by: Richard Marshall | September 11, 2009

New posts…

Just a quick comment – at the moment I don’t have any effective way of letting people know when I’ve put up a new post, and it’s a bit frustrating for people to have keep looking and finding nothing new. For now, I’ll notify people in my facebook status until I find something better…Thanks for reading 🙂

Posted by: Richard Marshall | September 3, 2009

More touristy stuff in HCMC

Independence Palace

Independence Palace

I ended up getting let off the hook as far teaching goes until Saturday, so I spent Tuesday trekking and perspiring my way through the city to take a look at some of HCMC’s other tourist attractions. I particularly wanted to see the Opera House, and thus found my way to one of the city centre’s more glamorous districts. I also found myself marvelling once more at the bizarre mixture of architectural styles and the messages the urban landscape conveys (please forgive the pretentious turn of phrase, but I can’t think of a better way to express it). On the one hand there are all the colonial buildings which are just so incredibly French. The Opera House has chandeliers and a sweeping rounded staircase, and is bedecked with muses and pan-pipe playing fauns; the Town Hall has details of Marianne everywhere; the Virgin Mary stands dourly outside the cathedral while the names of great Frenchmen are emblazoned on the Post Office. The city seems to recognise that all these buildings are tourist attractions so they keep them in pretty good condition. Nevertheless, this is the People’s Republic of Vietnam, and especially in the build-up to their Independence Day on September 2nd the town was full of red flags, gold stars and hammer and sickles. Old “Uncle Ho” is clearly idolised and his image is everywhere. A large statue of him stands outside the town hall facing off uneasily with Marianne. The most incongruous blending of French colonial and Vietnamese socialist styles I came across was the Ho Chi Minh City Museum. The building is an old palace, initially used by the governor of Cochinchina but also as the residence of the ill-fated dictator of South Vietnam, Ngo Dinh Diem, who added a stuffy and rather Spartan bomb shelter. For the most part, though, it is all breezy colonnades, chandeliers, elaborate cornices and so on. The display, on the other hand, is actually rather crude propaganda. One would have though, for example, that the communists were the only people who ever opposed colonialism in the country, and that they were unflinchingly united in struggle from beginning to end, which seems unlikely to me. Unlike some of the other museums, the English captions haven’t been checked or updated, and end up having sentences such as “The economy crisis 1929-33 increase crisis and contradiction in capitals countrys” or “This fighter flown by Cde X in heroic Ho Chi Minh campaign. Bomb many enemies aircrafts”. Outside are the inevitable collection of tanks and aeroplanes – this city must be the only city in the world to display so much captured American military hardware. Despite the official socialist line, though, Vietnam is embracing capitalist economics with a vengeance. I haven’t quite managed to get a good photo of the hammer and sickle hanging outside a Gucci or Louis Vuitton boutique, but it is a frequent sight. Glossy skyscrapers are going up everywhere. Yesterday I went to a school social in what is clearly the high-end residential district of the city – fancy complexes and housing estates which looked like suburban Sandton (with an inevitable Asian twist, of course). It felt like being in a different city.

Still working on the damn photos…

City Hall

City Hall

Uncle Ho

Uncle Ho

Opera House

Opera House

HCMC Museum

HCMC Museum

Saigon Centre

Saigon Centre

Posted by: Richard Marshall | August 31, 2009

Ho Chi Minh City

Street scene, HCMC

Street scene, HCMC

I have been in Ho Chi Minh City for three days and before I start teaching (tomorrow) I thought I should write down my first impressions. The first thing that struck me about the place is that this city is hot and humid. Very hot and humid. I could hardly believe it when I stepped off the plane in the fuggy evening air, though I’m already getting used to even the mildest exertion (like taking a stroll in the park) resulting in being simply soaked in sweat. The other immediately noticeable feature of this city is how tremendously noisy it is. This is largely a result of the incredible number of motorbikes here, and their love of hooting. The traffic actually isn’t that bad – the roads are good and they are investing enormously in new ones – but walking along the side of a major highway, or taking a motorbike taxi down one, is to be enveloped in a maelstrom of noise.

Nevertheless, I am inclined to like HCMC. I haven’t seen all that much of it, but what I have seen is attractive. There’s quite a lot of French colonial architecture, and they’re building lots of new, glossy skyscrapers. Most of the city, though, seems to favour odd, tall and very narrow buildings. The hotel I’m staying in at the moment is five storeys high but only the width of my room. I’m staying in what’s called the “backpacker district”, and is indeed crawling with foreigners, but I think is also an old part of the town. I don’t really mind – I’ve already heard some people disparaging the place in favour of a more “authentic Vietnamese experience” – but for now I’m happy to have menus with English translations etc. In any case, it seems pretty authentic to me. The streets teem with people and motorbikes, and there are lots of little cafes and restaurants where the food is cheap, tasty and healthy. The really tourist trap places seem to be in the city centre, though even they aren’t that expensive (the most expensive meal I’ve had so far was in a sort of French bistro, called – and situated – au Parc, where I felt mildly hard done by to pay the equivalent of R45 for a meal).

On Friday and again today I began to do some of the touristy stuff around the city centre. I went to Notre Dame de Saigon, an attractive enough colonial church. Opposite it is the old post office, also in ornate colonial style, with some communist statues of soldiers in front for good measure. Above the windows of the Post Office are, rather peculiarly, inscribed the names of various heroes of the science (Pasteur, Watt, Ohm, Faraday) and the French nation (Louis XI, Descartes). Pasteur even has the honour of having one of the few remaining streets with French names. The Re-unification Palace is at the other end of a park from the cathedral, and has a pleasant garden.

Today I went to the War Remnants Museum. It is apparently originally/ officially called “The House for displaying War Crimes of American Imperialism and the puppet government of South Vietnam” and has a hall dedicated to that elusive creature, “historical truth”, so I felt a certain tinge of scepticism. Outside the front are odd bits of American military hardware. One forgets just how enormous tanks, guns, helicopters etc really are, and I was struck by the sheer immoderation of the Americans’ war effort – what on earth did they think they were doing with these things. In the entrance hall are photos of Vietnamese casualties, which are graphic and horrifying. There were lots of pictures of people born with appalling deformities as a result of Agent Orange. It was interesting to see the faces of the (mostly Western) visitors – the mood was pretty sombre to say the least. I found the images appalling. Next is the hall of historical truth. Although the museum is pretty much a propaganda institution, and very effective one at that, it is nevertheless pretty difficult to see any justice or wisdom in the US’s involvement in the country at the best of times, and impossible after being exposed to those images. And I would agree that the war here was indeed a struggle of incredible heroism and unimaginable sacrifice lasting  35 years against three (if you include Japan) major world powers. There were some images that, to my mind, seemed to be sympathetic to individual American soldiers, especially in exhibits of particular photographers. There was also a display dedicated to opposition to the war in the US and elsewhere. The museum also seemed eager to promote Vietnam’s bright future as well as its dark past, with posters boasting of the rapid economic growth of the past decade. In the last display, a reconstruction of a prison used basically as a concentration camp by the French and the Americans and where shocking torture and abuse was carried out, there were also pictures of the sunny resort island the place has now become – an interesting message. But the museum is intended to shock, and I felt emotionally drained when I finally left.

I haven’t said anything about the school, but this post is a bit long so I’ll write about that after my first lesson tomorrow. Here are a few photos, and I’m going to work on sorting out posting albums but that might take a while…

Ben Thanh - a big covered market in town.

Ben Thanh – a big covered market in town.

The War Remnants Museum

The War Remnants Museum

Notre Dame de Saigon

Notre Dame de Saigon

The Post Office

The Post Office

Bui Vien - near my hotel.

Bui Vien – near my hotel.

Posted by: Richard Marshall | August 24, 2009

Interlude: Zimbabwe and Uganda

Kariba

Kariba

I’ve spent the last two weeks revisiting my roots new and old. My native land gave me a fine Zimbabwe greeting at Beitbridge. It was already hot as hell at 9am on a winter morning, and I had to shell out a small fortune in bribes to avoid customs officers searching my car – not that I was carrying anything illegal of course, but they are deliberately obstructive if you try to get through legally. I had by this time been taken under the wing of a friendly neighbourhood tout and con-man who easily and expensively facilitated the proceedings – what a lot of bastards! I feel as an old Africa hand I ought to be able to keep such characters at bay, but on the other (old Africa) hand I resent being obliged to learn how to break the law – all I want to do is follow the correct procedures. Anyway, I got through and arrived safely in my shabby, rather depressing home town, Harare. Fortunately, my uncle took me to spend the weekend on a houseboat on Kariba. Although the fishing was lousy and drinking solidly from eight in the morning to midnight four days running doesn’t really leave me in peak physical condition, the lake was beautiful and the trip was great fun. We even saw Black Rhino, a first for me and a sighting which means I have finally seen the big five after 25 years in Africa (White Rhino apparently don’t count, though I may be wrong here…). It was also, of course, great to catch up with family.

Jinja

Jinja

I then headed up to Uganda to see my parents. The squalor and decrepitude of the place never fails to shock me, but it takes less time to adjust with every visit. I even think I’ve seen improvement in Jinja and find I have something of a soft spot for the place. It’s now possible to get a half-decent cup of coffee here, which must count as an advance towards civilisation. Birding in Mabira Forest is also a great attraction, and I saw a number of new things. And Jinja certainly offers unusual experiences. I went to get my hair cut in a hole-in-the-wall barber shop, surrounded by posters of garish blue goddessses and voluptuous Bollywood stars. The Indian barber gave me an excellent haircut, though having a non-safety razor flashed about my neck while the wielder is watching some film in Hindi from the sixties is a bit terrifying! Over the weekend we went to Mount Elgon in the east. We stayed near some pretty impressive waterfalls, though these have the disadvantage of being outside the national park in an area incredibly densely populated even by Uganda standards. The national park has some very impressive forest and we went for a beautiful walk. I saw some great new birds, but unfortunately we got caught in a rainstorm. I don’t mind getting wet myself, but finding water had got into my brand new binos left me pretty sour – my efforts to dry them out have had limited success so far.

This will be my last post from Africa – I have a one-way ticket to Vietnam (I didn’t think I’d ever say that) and will be in Ho Chi Minh City by Thursday evening.

Sipi Falls

Sipi Falls

The view to the west

The view to the west

Mom and Dad in the forest

Mom and Dad in the forest

More Falls

More Falls

The first coffee of the day...

The first coffee of the day...

Posted by: Richard Marshall | August 14, 2009

Last weeks in Joburg

I’m sitting in a coffee shop in Zim writing this post in word because my computer seems unable to connect to wireless connections…hmmm. Anyway, one last post about my time in Joburg before Zim erases any memory of what it is like to live in a semi-normal country…

I spent my last week in Joburg with Steve and Nix in Sunninghill, and so had an opportunity to visit some of the great monuments to kitsch which seem to dot northern Johannesburg. Sunninghill is technically in Sandton, so I had the chance to take a closer look at that glossy city. Sandton boasts what must be one of the most ironic monuments I have seen, the statue of Mandela in Nelson Mandela square. I found the square unnerving on a number of levels. Firstly, the tremendous wealth of Sandton makes it perhaps the ultimate symbol of South Africa’s social inequality. Also, although the square is outdoors and sort-of mimics a public space, the rich are protected there from the poor by a positive maze of parking lots, expensive shops and, of course, and army of security. I’m not sure any of this really accords with the ‘vision’ of poor old Nelson. But even aside from this, the statue is bloody ugly.

The second, even more stunning monument to kitsch is SA’s very own slice of Tuscany, Monte Casino. It is primarily indeed a casino, and so natural light is discouraged. As a result, one walks through most of the place under an eerie fake sky, which vaguely mimics different times of day (though not, presumably, the sallow dawns the casino goers encounter outside…). Absolutely everything is fake – the trees and flowers, the plastic birds on the window sills, the empty facades on the piazzi. Even the drinking fountain seemed to be fake (in fact, I think it was merely broken, but the idea of civic amenity as accessory seemed so wonderfully apt I can’t quite resist it!).

Anyway, it was all quite amazing. And I had a really good time during the last few weeks. I spent a weekend at Craig’s family’s golf estate (homage was payed to the god of kitsch there too…), went out with Steve and Nix and had a raucous evening after the rugby with four old Smuts guys (and poor old Nix….). And I even managed to get a job, so I wasn’t only messing around.

Having been so rude about Joburg’s temples of commerce, I think I need to offer a few favourable remarks about her parks. Craig took me to the Johannesburg Botanical Gardens, which I though was really lovely, especially the fountains and rose gardens. I also went to Zoo Lake, which is a fun and genuinely public space, in contrast to the yuppy cocoon of NM square. From Gregor’s flat I could run through both gardens, which was very pleasant route. Farther afield, Steve and Nix took me to the Walter Sisulu Botanical Gardens, which are really beautiful, and have the added attraction of a pair of Black Eagles…

I haven’t been good at taking my camera, so these pictures are downloaded, but at least give an idea of the places I’m talking about…

Nelson Mandela Square

Nelson Mandela Square

 

 

 

 

Melville

Melville

Monte Casino

Monte Casino

Posted by: Richard Marshall | July 29, 2009

CELTA

IH Johannesburg

IH Johannesburg

I’m sitting in a horrible internet cafe in Rosebank and think it’s time to write another post.  Last Friday I finally finished my CELTA course. I can’t say it was always a hugely enjoyable experience, but it was interesting enough and the people were very nice. I do seem, however, to have spent a lot of the last four weeks feeling tired and irritated. The students were mostly refugees from the DRC and other wretched places, but they were extremely friendly and easy-going. I’m not sure I would be if I had been through some of the experiences they had. They were mostly pretty well educated, professional people – lawyers, doctors, teachers etc – doing horrible jobs or not working at all because they lacked the right documents. At least the school does go some way to equipping them with English which should make their lives a little easier. The CELTA class were also really nice – we got on amazingly well all things considered! We also managed to have some fun – visiting a funny little coffee place round the corner and even managing a couple of boozy Friday afternoons…So thanks Zarius, Marilyn, Arnell, Ruhann and Ellen – all the best guys! Thanks also to Darren and Susan, our tutors – I wouldn’t have wanted to try teaching without that course.

Now I have to try and find a job – am hanging around in Joburg for a few days sending off as many applications as possible…

The Celta class and some of our students

The CELTA class

Posted by: Richard Marshall | June 23, 2009

Introduction: Johannesburg

Johannesburg
Johannesburg

I’ve been in Joburg for a little over two weeks and think an update is due. I’m feeling rather exhausted and wired on caffeine and sugar which is pretty representative of my time here – the course has been really hectic. It’s also been a bit of an emotional rollercoaster, and one which I suspect hasn’t stopped, so I’ll reserve judgement for now.

The main aim of this blog is really a travel diary, and since I’ve been a tourist here I may as well record my impressions of this city. I find Joburg to be an absolutely fascinating city – huge, incredibly diverse, with a history which although short seems to be so full of drama and excitement as to be almost hysterical – the fabulous wealth and crushing poverty, the brutal violence and real beauty and grace, and simply the sheer audacity of creating a gigantic metropolis in the middle of nowhere. It’s a city which requires insider knowledge to appreciate, so I’m really lucky to have friends who appreciate the city in their different ways – thank Craig, Gregor and Gail!

One of the areas of Joburg that I really like is the CBD – although parts of it are still in ruins, the development there is really exciting. The course is being held in Braamfontein which has been very attractively developed, and has surprising gems like our little coffee shop round the corner from the school. In the CBD proper there is a great deal of really fascinating architecture, including wonderful art deco buildings. Craig and I went up to the top of the Carlton Centre, a shadow of its former glory but functioning and offering spectacular views from the top. Gregor, Gail and I went into town on a Sunday and actually walked around. Main Street is a beautiful pedestrian mall with old mining equipment and the restored Impala statue outside Anglo-American. We checked out buildings whose names have a great deal of romance to me, such as the Rand Club, the Chamber of Mines and Corner House, all newly renovated.

Gregor also took me to Sandton, which I really didn’t like, though we just drove around so perhaps I shouldn’t judge.

Coming from Grahamstown I’ve enjoyed eating and drinking different things in different places – beer in the Radium Beerhall which is has a pleasingly long tradition to a history enthusiast, cocktails in Melville, sushi, coffee and other good things. I also had the absolutely best Pizza ever in a place in Pretoria – it has to be seen to be believed. While in Pretoria Craig and I also checked out the Voortrekker Monument, which of course is horrifying and fascinating at the same time.

But even when not actually being a tourist, I enjoy the feeling of being in what is genuinely a Great City…

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Impala Statue outside Anglo-American

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Joburg CBD

 

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Joburg CBD

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Corner House

 

Posted by: Richard Marshall | June 22, 2009

Preface: Leaving Grahamstown

Grahamstown

Grahamstown

After six and a half years I have finally said farewell to Grahamstown. I spent my last day lugging piles of dusty books from my room to my car while suffering from a rather vicious hangover and that slightly sickening awareness of having acted like a fool the evening before – a final day which reflects aptly enough my whole Rhodes experience. Seriously, though, I look back on my years in this town few regrets (well…) and certainly no hard feelings. I have three degrees which, while not leading to any immediate gainful employment, were nevertheless done well. I learnt much of course, and above all came to know so many wonderful people. That I think has been the best part of my Rhodes experience – indeed, I can hardly believe I was so lucky. Thanks so much to all of you who came for drinks on Thursday – I really enjoyed myself, and thanks also to those who couldn’t make it that evening (perhaps they were stuck in PE, perhaps they were getting married…) but who also made my time at Rhodes enriching and happy. But it is time to leave. I decided to start a blog in the hope that the next few years will be sufficiently exciting for me to want to share, and that there are people who are sufficiently interested to want to know what I get up to. It’s very much in its early stages, not only technically (thanks here are due to Gareth and Shiloh, not only for the inspiration their own travelog provided, but also for Gareth’s rather more advanced computer skills) but also in terms of tone and content – at this stage I’m still not sure what I want to say. So please bear with me, and feel free to comment. I’ve arrived in Joburg to take a CELTA course, and am staying with more great friends I made at Rhodes, but more of this in my next installment…

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